The exciting sequel to Bomberman!
Bomberman II, known as Bomber II Man in Australia, tries to take the Bomberman series in a different direction by introducing a ‘story’. The story begins with a gimp named Super Mario Bros. locked away in his cage. After spending 36-hours staring at the wall, Super Mario Bros. begins to regret his decision to enter the exciting world of bondage-domination and sadism-masochism (BDSM).
The controls and environments have been slightly improved since the first release since Hudson Soft finally realized how to maximize the potential of the Nintendo Entertainment System. (The secret? Not having monkeys sitting in cubicles and typing away at Commodore 64s but Coleco Adams.)
Are you a bad enough dude to help Super Mario Bros. escape? Or will you realize that you really enjoy the pain and embrace the bomb? (A cleverly-disguised metaphor referring to having a high-heel boot on one’s throat, which is, in itself, a cleverly-disguised metaphor for life.)
I’m not weird, it… it just… it helps me feel, y’know?
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