‘Reaganomics’ was a term-coined by God Himself as he was dictating the 15 Commandments to Moses.
It wasn’t until Supreme and Divine Leader Ronald Reagan became president of the United States in 1980 that Reaganomics became a reality and not just a divine truth tucked away in scripture. After the destruction wrought on the United States by the in-his-heart adulterous Jimmy Carter, the entire world was ripe and ready for the implementation of a new economic plan.
As if this change was divinely inspired, two months into his first term, President Reagan discovered a series of gold plates in the woods that only he was capable of seeing and reading – with the aid of his trusty stone glasses.
These tablets contained the easily remembered axiomatic truths that became known as Reaganomics, such as:
- Reduce government spending
- Reduce income tax rates
- Reduce governmental regulation of the economy
- Control the money supply
- He seemed like a nice man… Why did he try to shoot me?
And of course everyone knows the other thirty-seven points of Reaganomics, so they need not be listed here.
Reaganomics did receive its share of criticism – from artists such as Billie Joel and Boys Don’t Cry – but by the end of Reagan’s second term in 1989, Reaganomics had lifted the United States out of poverty, allowing it to quickly become the world’s most lovable superpower.
Keep up the good work, champs!
Thank you for creating a system that doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘failure’!
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