It had to happen eventually – Roarin80s is now on the internet.

We’re proud of our history as a pen and paper newsletter distributed in the Worcester, Massachusetts area, but it was time to take the next step – or should I say drive - onto the information superhighway.

The entire office has been outfitted with WebTVs and I’m told by the local boy who fixes computers that we now have a "WebPage."

We’ve enlisted the finest Tanzanian diamond miners to help us design the website, and of course, mine for diamonds. Over the course of the next several weeks you can look forward to the "WebPage" becoming less "Broken" (or perhaps more broken, depending on your love of abstract art).

And if our miner Jakaya finds us any loot in this fertile soil, you can expect us to live lives of excess the likes of which hasn’t been seen in a Willennia.

Except for Jakaya, who pays us for the luxury of living in our free and just society.